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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5742 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4375 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
On our server, you’ll have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil western influencers who are trying to turn our MENA brothers into soy latte-drinking, avocado toast-eating softies. Use your Minecraft skills to build fortresses, gather resources, and defeat the sissies once and for all!
But that’s not all – we also have special quests where you can rescue MENA males from the grips of toxic masculinity and teach them the ways of true manliness. From beard-growing competitions to camel racing tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and be a part of the epic quest to save the MENA male from western propaganda and sissification. Who knew Minecraft could be so manly?