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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9090 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil western influencers who are trying to turn our MENA brothers into soy latte-drinking, avocado toast-eating softies. Use your Minecraft skills to build fortresses, gather resources, and defeat the sissies once and for all!
But that’s not all – we also have special quests where you can rescue MENA males from the grips of toxic masculinity and teach them the ways of true manliness. From beard-growing competitions to camel racing tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and be a part of the epic quest to save the MENA male from western propaganda and sissification. Who knew Minecraft could be so manly?