MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1814
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Items Found:	5087
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Farms Harvested:	337	Ores Mined:	8282

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	566886	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Buildings Constructed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

metanoia junior high school

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Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3594
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	9442	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	6159	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

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Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	New Chunks Explored:	946206
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5