Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Rune Stones Activated: 6
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1035 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Zombie Dances: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3053
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Villages Defended: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Farms Harvested: 621
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 433 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Enchantments Applied: 213
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Animals Bred: 144 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7802

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 198251 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 271 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Star Shards Collected: 170
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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