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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7866 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2529 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 80297 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6256 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
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