MemeCraftMadness

anecdote, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, gag, humor, Humorist, jest, JOKE, LAUGH, MemeCraftMadness, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, stand up, wisecrack, Witty, wordplay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	4015
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7421	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4166
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Items Found:	6760
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	948
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1367	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.