MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	95	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	8053
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1367	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Emeralds Found:	6851
New Chunks Explored:	14469	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ores Mined:	3288	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Magic Items Found:	7603
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4810	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.