MemeCraftMadness

anecdote, Chuckle, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, gag, humor, Humorist, jest, JOKE, LAUGH, MemeCraftMadness, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, stand up, wisecrack, Witty, wordplay

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	298
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9067
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	527	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Farms Harvested:	651	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	3892	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	2946	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Farms Harvested:	943	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Star Shards Collected:	257
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!