MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3127
Buildings Constructed:	47	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	135
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	164
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mines Excavated:	2423	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Love Letters Sent:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crops Grown:	9197	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HitCraft

Survival

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	2212	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	163
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	156	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Emeralds Found:	204

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!