MemeCraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	290	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8367
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1098
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	857	Dragon Eggs Found:	3486
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Zombie Dances:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	811878
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Crops Grown:	5810	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.