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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7052 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 703436 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode in a shower of confetti and rainbows, leaving behind a trail of glitter for you to collect. Who needs boring old gunfights when you can have a disco party with explosive guests?
So come on over to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!