MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	234	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Crops Grown:	6167	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Towns Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4345

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	563
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!