MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1608	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	566	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crops Grown:	9720	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	7158	Ores Mined:	2650
Love Letters Sent:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dimension Hops:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	218	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5603
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	187	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Potions Brewed:	182	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!