MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4858	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4713
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	490
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Towns Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8839	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.