MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ores Mined:	6856

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4290	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	3762	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Buildings Constructed:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Crops Grown:	8951	Magic Items Found:	2823
Ores Mined:	6420	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	1826
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Star Shards Collected:	220	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.