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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Emeralds Found:	3663
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Villages Defended:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	239
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5248
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3193	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	185	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Farms Harvested:	985	Villages Defended:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.