MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7645	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
New Chunks Explored:	221716	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
New Chunks Explored:	980357	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	172
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crops Grown:	5079	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3779	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.