MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

4b4t

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

4 builders 4 tools, known for being one of 2b2t’s clones. Owned by jj20051, also the owner of 9b9t.com. 4b4t is a 1.13.2 anarchy server with a decent community, even if it is small. —————————————————– IP: 4b4t.us Discord: https://discord.gg/5q59DTT —————————————————–

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vanilla-Minecraft

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

At your side since 2013, Vanilla Minecraft is a Hardcore survival server. Come rediscover survival as Notch designed it, in multiplayer. We have just given you what you need to protect yourself from grievances and theft without any superfluous plugins. With a close-knit community where mutual aid and good humor are essential.

Do not hesitate to visit our site and/or our Forum for more information and to discover our other servers. The current server version is displayed on our site. Follow us: https://linktr.ee/Vanilla_Minecraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

A Game of Ice and Fire

Factions, Roleplay, Towny

Explore the entire continent of Westeros! With realistic biomes, unique ore spawn locations, and interactive citizens, you can create your own experience and history in the Game of Thrones world! Complete quests and attain unique achievements and rewards, all to rule over the Seven Kingdoms yourself! This server uses an incredibly accurate map created by Greyson Kousari, so mine and explore mountains, swamps, and river deltas in different kingdoms for the ores you need!

Visit our website! https://nauticalneptune.wixsite.com/agameoficeandfire

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	854	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Craftadia Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

NEW YOUTUBERS ONLINE – COME VISIT!

Craftadia is a revolutionary Survival experience that focuses on bringing players together unlike ever before!

Our server is a grief-free and protected area where anyone and everyone can come online and play with others. We strive to provide a custom experience while maintaining the pure survival gameplay.

Every 3 votes on Craftadia, you’ll be given a special vote key that you can use to unlock rare and exciting items!

We have dungeons, custom shops, land claiming, guilds and so much more! What are you waiting for?

IP: play.craftadia.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MythicalMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

MythicalMC is a brand new Minecraft server featuring original minigames that you wont find anywhere else.

Our goal has been to create fresh Minecraft gameplay experiences that challenge new skills and bring a new competitive edge while still using the 1.8 combat style.

Reach to the skies in Sky Rush, test your tactics in Protect The Oracle, move fast in the quick-paced game of Optic Strike or chillout and play with others in the rotating Mythical Games.

Join today, theres something for everyone!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	248	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.