MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9561	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Farms Harvested:	797
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Buildings Constructed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	167	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	847
Alien Abductions:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!