MemeCraft SMP: The Dank Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords while wearing pumpkin helmets for protection.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started forming boy bands and performing synchronized explosions in the middle of town square.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted loot.

So come on down and join the madness, but be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous items you never knew you needed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6806
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	261
Villages Defended:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Items Found:	2338
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Towns Built:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	156

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.