| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6925 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 649422 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
HARD PVP, CHEAP DONATIONS
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5603 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, I’m talking bling bling for days.
The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a medieval showdown on steroids.
Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans going on.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3846 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5167 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 145 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 98 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4942 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9906 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.
Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.
Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2808 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7534 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.
So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3209 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 709 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4253 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9494 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 1735 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3305 |
| Farms Harvested: | 151 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!
and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!
so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1380 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2774 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 87 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8876 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.
So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7937 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7919 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 2158 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Farms Harvested: | 205 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?
Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!
Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!
