This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!
Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?
Then challenges await you!
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| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4023 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6382 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
