Mechanics that people think are good but are actually really… Minecraft SMP

beard growth, body image, body mechanics, cultural perceptions, FITNESS, gameplay, Gaming, Gay, Good, health, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Mechanics, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, really, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight gain, weight loss

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2467
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the beard growth mechanics are so realistic that you’ll be mistaken for a lumberjack in no time! Join us and watch as your character’s facial hair grows at an alarming rate, causing envy among your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3651	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7118

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2126

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8522	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8157
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4937
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
New Chunks Explored:	889782	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Items Found:	8520
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mines Excavated:	3823

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	6183
Potions Brewed:	57	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

play.royale-mc.com