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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1105 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!