Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 177 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But that’s not all – we also have weight gain and loss mechanics that will have you questioning your in-game diet choices. Eat too many virtual burgers and watch as your character balloons up like a balloon animal at a birthday party. Or, if you prefer a more svelte look, simply stick to a diet of virtual kale and watch the pounds melt away.
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious mechanics in all of Minecraft. Who needs realistic gameplay when you can have a beard that puts Gandalf to shame and a weight fluctuation that would make Oprah proud? Join us now and let the madness begin!
