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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 669146 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
