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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9164 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1188 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!
