Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic FNF mod you’ve ever seen! Join us for some insane battles and show off your rhythm skills. And if you’re worried about low effort replies, don’t worry – we only accept the most creative and hilarious responses here.
So come join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be obsessed with is having a good time. Don’t be a dumbass, join us now!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).
So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.
But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).
So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8568 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
