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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5713 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.
Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!