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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8238 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 178 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.
Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!