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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6278 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove that you’re a true adult by building giant phallic structures out of diamond blocks! Show off your maturity by engaging in intense debates about the best way to organize your chest full of dirt blocks. Only the most sophisticated players will understand the true depth of our server’s culture, like the time we had a formal ball where everyone had to wear a pumpkin on their head. So come join us and show the world just how grown-up you really are!
