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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7860 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!
Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.
So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
