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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5969 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4471 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5082 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!
Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.
So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
