MatrilinealCelticRoyalty | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DisasterCraft: Where griefers, creepers, and Endermen unite to destroy everything you love

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with three events that will leave you questioning reality!

Event 1: The Great Sheep Uprising – One day, all the sheep on our server decided they were tired of being sheared and rebelled against the players. It was woolly chaos as they took over the land, bleating their demands for better treatment. Join our server to witness the woolly revolution!

Event 2: The Potato Famine of Doom – A mysterious curse swept through our server, turning all the potatoes into poisonous zombie spuds. Players had to band together to find a cure before they all turned into potato zombies themselves. Can you survive the potato apocalypse?

Event 3: The Great Chicken Migration – The chickens on our server suddenly gained the ability to fly and decided to migrate to a new land. Players had to race against the clock to catch as many flying chickens as possible before they disappeared forever. Join our server to witness the clucking chaos!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with insane events and wacky adventures, look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3716	Falling into the Void:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SpeedyCraft: “anyone wanna race?”

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise!

Join us for epic races through pixelated landscapes that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. We’ve got more games than a villager has trades, including the legendary asssssetto corsa (yes, with extra “s”s for extra speed)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on to our server and challenged players to a dance-off. The winner got a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Can you handle the pressure?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8348
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ores Mined:	5337
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky LOLz: The Ultimate Minecraft Shenanigans Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Introducing a server where the mobs are actually based nazis! That’s right, you can fight off evil based nazis while mining for diamonds and building your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you defeat the leader of the based nazis, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. Who wouldn’t want to ride around on a rainbow-shooting unicorn?

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the adventures are endless and the based nazis are always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	1567
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Frosty Fiasco: Snowball Showdown Server #172

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to shake things up! Join us on an epic adventure filled with ASMR previews, leaked secrets, and patch overviews that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events like “Skyward Blaze” and “Hero Games” that will test your skills and teamwork like never before. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Acacia, and Cherno – Enigma. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic loot drops!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have new outfits available like “Street Code” Lyfe and “Allure of Lotus” Acacia. Show off your style while you conquer the Minecraft world like a boss!

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from our main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and join the craziest Minecraft community around. Don’t miss out on the madness – join “Gradient of Souls” today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5060	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty McCraftface: The Land of Unicorns and Explosions

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing footjob of your life! Picture this: a petite, curvy Latina with long eyelashes giving you a footjob while you admire her plump cheeks and jiggly thighs. This experience will fix all your problems and make you appreciate the beauty of nature like never before. You’ll be so happy to be alive that you’ll start going to beaches just to sunbathe. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to get a footjob from a black-pedi-wearing goddess on our server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	165	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale – ‘Was he right?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his bad breath and terrible fashion sense. But be warned, he also has a secret love for disco music, so bring your dancing shoes!

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a secret society of chickens plotting world domination. Will you join their cause or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours!

And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-games, like Sheep Jousting and Creeper Bowling. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty McCraftface: The International Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Do you want a Mexico-themed world where llamas roam free and tacos rain from the sky? Or how about a room straight out of Sodom and Gomorrah, complete with lava pits and demon spawns?

Join us and witness the chaos of Romania, where vampires and werewolves battle for supremacy. And don’t be surprised if Ukrainians and Americans show up to party – our server is like a never-ending international festival!

But watch out for the ruskies, they might just turn your peaceful village into a war zone straight out of Mogadishu. So come on in and see what wild adventures await you on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN meets Minecraft madness!”/”NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and blocks collide in chaos!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Endermen on a caffeine high? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

Join us and team up with the Nijisanji EN crew as they battle creepers and build epic structures. Want to see Petra Gurin ride a pig off a cliff? You got it! How about Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin starting a llama racing league? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ethyria, where Millie Parfait leads an army of chickens into battle against the evil forces of the Nether. And over in ILUNA, Maria Mari0nette hosts a weekly fashion show featuring armor made entirely of diamonds.

If that’s not enough to entice you, just know that on our server, the only rule is to have fun. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for those pesky discordfags and falseflaggers, they’re scarier than a pack of zombie pigmen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/

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$PowerCraft: Where Creepers Rock Out and Endermen Shred! \m/$

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no epic power metal vibes? Look no further, because our server is here to rock your blocky world! Join us for epic battles against dragons, where the soundtrack is nothing but shredding guitars and soaring vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Sword of Shred, rumored to have been forged in the fires of a power metal concert and imbued with the power to slay any foe with a killer guitar solo.

So if you’re ready to rock out while building your blocky empire, join us on our server and prepare to headbang your way to victory!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a wooden pickaxe? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine even asked for our autograph!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted golden apples, and tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Plus, every hour on the hour, we have a dance party at spawn where all the mobs bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	9814	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6107	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3