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PrankCraft2021

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the glory days of high school pranks! We have a special senior prank area where you can unleash your inner mischief maker and pull off epic pranks on your friends. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant toilet, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of the school principal haunts our server, seeking revenge on those who dare to break the rules. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the ghostly principal?

So come on down to our server and show off your prankster skills. Just remember, what happens in high school, stays in high school – especially when it involves exploding sheep and flying pigs!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9652	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KoreanKidzGoneAWOL

adoption fraud, ap, families, generations, Korean children, KoreanKidzGoneAWOL, long tail, Separated, tags, widespread

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. like, imagine if you were in a world where adoption fraud was, like, the norm and you had to, like, find your family in the craziest ways possible. that’s what this server is all about, man.

you gotta, like, navigate through a world filled with obstacles and challenges, all while trying to reunite with your long-lost family. but, like, watch out for the corrupt officials and shady characters trying to keep you apart. it’s a wild ride, for sure.

but hey, if you’re up for the challenge and want to experience a totally unique and wacky Minecraft adventure, then this server is the place to be. join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth and reunite with your family. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Divine Spears Created:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Classmates Reunion Minecraft Server

Bonding, catching up, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood reunion, class reunion, classmates, elementary school, friendship goals, FRIENDSHIPS, getting back together, long lost friends, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old schoolmates, reconnecting, Reminiscing, reunion, school buddies, school reunion, Server, socializing

Are you tired of feeling like the outcast in your elementary school reunion group chat because you haven’t kept in touch? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to reconnect with your long-lost classmates in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and challenge your old friends to epic build battles, where you can show off your superior block-placing skills and assert your dominance as the ultimate Minecraft master. Rekindle old friendships by teaming up to take down the Ender Dragon or embark on a quest to find the elusive Notch’s Golden Apple.

But beware, not all of your classmates may be as friendly as you remember. Some may have turned to the dark side and become griefers, ready to sabotage your builds and steal your diamonds. It’s up to you to navigate the treacherous waters of elementary school drama and come out on top as the reigning champion of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your old classmates that you’re not just the kid they used to know – you’re a Minecraft legend in the making!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Honkai: Star Rail General – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Our server is so epic that even the Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue would be jealous! We have Feixiao causing mischief everywhere, making sure there’s never a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s like a rollercoaster of adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the characters banners are on fire! Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to party with you!

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes that will blow your mind! Get your hands on Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find Feixiao causing chaos in your own backyard!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChopstickCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, Assumptions, awkward situation, ChopstickCraft, Chopsticks, Communication, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dinner table, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, family dinner, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Manners, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Server, Siblings, social norms, Taiwanese culture, training chopsticks, White

Join our epic Minecraft server where we eat with chopsticks like pros! Just like the time my brother’s girlfriend thought training chopsticks were a thing and I accidentally made her feel like she was in a chopstick boot camp. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? So come join us for some hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments on our server. Who knows, you might even learn some mad chopstick skills along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StepKidSnubbedMC

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Are you tired of feeling like the financial underdog in your own household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to provide for is your virtual farm!

Imagine a world where your spouse’s exes are actually helpful and contribute to the household expenses. On our server, you can build a virtual mansion with your virtual riches and show off to all the other players.

Forget about real-life financial obligations and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. Join now and leave all your financial worries behind!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blockin’ Love Quest

Blockin, busy schedule, emotional baggage, fear of being hurt again, fear of commitment, fear of intimacy, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, high standards, lack of communication, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, lack of self-love, Loneliness, love, past heartbreak, perfectionism, Quest, self-doubt, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations, unresolved issues

Are you tired of being single because you spend all your time playing Minecraft alone? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player 2 in a world full of pixelated romance and adventure. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and creepers to bond over? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Girl’s Self-Insert Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where girls are a rare sight? Well, look no further because on our server, girls are constantly self-inserting left and right! Join in on the fun and see just how many girls you can spot building epic structures and slaying zombies with their diamond swords.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of too much block-building on the human brain. Will you become a master builder or lose your mind in a sea of pixelated blocks? There’s only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. And who knows, you might even find love among the creepers and skeletons. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Spot Bot AI Minecraft SMP

AI detection, Artificial Intelligence, automated posts, Bot, bot detection, detecting spam, fake posts, identifying AI, identifying AI-generated content, identifying automated content, identifying fake accounts, identifying fake profiles, machine learning, Minecraft, online fraud, online security, recognizing bot activity, smp, social media bots, spot, spotting AI posts, spotting bots, spotting fake posts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of bots pretending to be real players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bot-free zone! We have a strict “no bots allowed” policy and our admin team is constantly on the lookout for any sneaky AIs trying to infiltrate our ranks.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to meet some truly wacky characters. From a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of llamas who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic loot drops you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds. On our server, you’ll stumble upon chests filled with enchanted gear, rare items, and even the occasional slice of pizza (because why not?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DadlessLunch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, campus lunch, clingy parent, Communication Issues, DadlessLunch, discomfort, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, father-son relationship, lunch dates, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, parental involvement, personal space, Server, Student Life, Time management, university life, university student

Are you tired of dealing with clingy parents in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your dad wanting to have lunch with you on campus again! Our virtual world is a parent-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any family drama.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer a parent-free experience, but we also have exclusive events like “Dad-Free Fridays” where you can enjoy uninterrupted gameplay without any parental interruptions. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for independence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to awkward lunch dates with dad. It’s time to take control of your own virtual destiny and build the life you’ve always wanted – no parents allowed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Potions Brewed:	193	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MomDrainer420

communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, family arguments, family dynamics, generational gap, guilt tripping, high school drama, introverted teenager, MomDrainer420, mood swings, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflicts, parent-teen relationships, personal boundaries, phone addiction, social norms, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage self-discovery

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MovieLoverMC SMP

Actors, Characters, Cinema, cinematic experience, classic, Director, emotional connection, Entertainment, favorite movie, film, film buff, genre, memorable moments, MODERN, movie lover, MovieLoverMC, opinion, personal preference, smp, Storyline, top choice, why

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	151
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	469017	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2