MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mines Excavated:	4374
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Villages Defended:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	3767	Void Gems Collected:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	4676
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	499	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	224	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.