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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4765 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 230 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!