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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8458 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!