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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2453 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Enchantments Applied: | 173 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!