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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3595 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3035 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!