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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7882 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!