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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2196 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!