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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1585 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 1639 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 376 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!