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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!