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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 309 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 204 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!