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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3880 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!