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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9458 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 333 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 |
Potions Brewed: | 46 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!