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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1285 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2736 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!