so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Animals Bred: 78
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Dragons Tamed: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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