so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 427
Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

    NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

    Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

    But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Dimension Hops: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: ‘>[GAME] is better than you think, and so are we!’

    CraftyCreeperz: ‘>[GAME] is better than you think, and so are we!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because [GAME] is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join [GAME] now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the creepers are actually great dancers and the zombies serve drinks at the bar. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join us today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Farms Harvested: 363 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9010 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

    DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!
    Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

    But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4843
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • MineFantasyXIV – Crafting Chaos with Endwalker General Shenanigans!

    MineFantasyXIV – Crafting Chaos with Endwalker General Shenanigans!
    🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌟🔥

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, fear not, because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day! 🦸‍♂️

    Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and embark on quests with your fellow players in this epic crossover event.

    And don’t even get us started on our General News – we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Tests, PvP Series 5, and so much more! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement and fun!

    Join us for meetups like the Crafting meetup in Balmung or the Spooky Club in Famfrit Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft bestie at one of these events! 🤝

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride at DAWNTRAIL! Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same again. 💥🎮 #BestServerEver

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Animals Bred: 12 Runes Activated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Potions Brewed: 125
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED

    GeneticallyCrafted LOLz: EUGENICS IS BASED
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take eugenics to a whole new level! Forget about building cool structures or battling mobs, the real challenge here is proving that you are of quality genetic material.

    Join us and show off your superior genes by completing crazy challenges and puzzles that will test your intelligence, strength, and agility. Only the best genetic specimens will be allowed to reproduce and continue the legacy of greatness in this galaxy.

    Say goodbye to incel Untermensch and hello to a world where only the most genetically superior players thrive. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and help support the future of humanity through Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AnimeReactionCraft

    AnimeReactionCraft
    Do you spend more time watching anime reaction videos on YouTube than actually playing Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like stepping into a real-life anime world, complete with giant mechs, magical girls, and talking animals. Join us and battle it out with your favorite anime characters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even discover the secret to unlocking your own superpowers! So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate anime hero in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

    CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

    Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

    So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!

    Crafty Persians vs Freedom Blocks: A Minecraft Server Showdown!
    Are you tired of Iran threatening American freedom? Do you want to show those pesky enemies who’s boss? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner warrior!

    Join our server and help us recruit for our virtual military to defend against the evil forces of Iran. Don’t be scared to step up and serve, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    So come on and join us for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of virtual patriotism. Who knew saving America could be so much fun in blocky form?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Crops Grown: 6059 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!

    CraftyFacts: Where Minecraft meets trivia – learn about your country while building blocks!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality itself. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? It’s true! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever holds it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals

    Blocky McBlockface: The Cody Rhodes of Pixel Pals
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the Cody Rhodes of Phase Connect! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and diamonds rained from the sky. They stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if that wasn’t enough, they discovered a hidden portal that led them to a dimension where llamas ruled the land and waged epic battles against evil sheep overlords.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not? You can also participate in weekly llama fashion shows and compete for the title of Best Dressed Llama in all the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in the wacky world of Phase Connect!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 102857 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server

    Pixelated LOLs: ‘Screen Cap This’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race of the Western world? Do you dream of a life where you can make top bucks while living in exotic locales? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and embark on a hilarious journey where white boys flee Europe and North Korea to become laborers in undeveloped nations. But fear not, you won’t be slaving away for pennies like those useless pajeets. Oh no, you’ll be raking in $450 per hour! That’s right, you’ll be living the high life while learning new languages like Arabic and exploring Africa or the Middle East.

    So pack your bags, leave the West behind, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who knew Minecraft could be so outrageous?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Crafty Kingdoms – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with skeletons, spells, and strategic warfare? Join our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again and the Skeletons Edition awaits you!

    Created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher (because who else would know how to school you in battle?), this fantasy turn-based war game will blow your mind with over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items. It’s like an autist’s wildest dream come true!

    Forget about directly controlling battles, here you’ll be planning them out like a master tactician. And with simplistic graphics that are easily moddable, the possibilities are endless.

    Join us on this epic adventure where the pastebin is extremely outdated, the Steam group is full of vanheimageofvidya enthusiasts, and the multiplayer guide will have you blitzing through battles like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Llamaserver for all your gaming needs, dive into the extensive documentation, and explore the fan art on thronebooru.booru.org (because who doesn’t love a good fan creation?).

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Skeletons Edition Dominions and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone

    Rich AF Minecraft Server – No Flex Zone
    Are you tired of gold diggers trying to mine your diamonds on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground dating scene where players can find love without worrying about their wealth being exposed! Join now and find your perfect match without having to worry about anyone trying to steal your virtual riches. Who knew finding love in Minecraft could be so scandalous and exciting? Join us today and start crafting your love story!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 84
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy

    Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy
    Are you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?

    MapleCraft: Where even creepers say ‘sorry’ for blowing up your house, eh?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Canadian moose on a sugar rush!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant beavers, riding polar bears into battle, and building igloos that double as secret underground bunkers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers apologize before exploding!

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with maple syrup rivers and poutine mountains. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited coffee and donuts for life!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Canadian Minecraft adventure of your life! Oh, and sorry in advance for all the fun you’re about to have, eh?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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